tiny-librarian:

“Kazul’s not my dragon.” Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.” 
Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede

tiny-librarian:

“Kazul’s not my dragon.” Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”

Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede

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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

image

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laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

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Anonymous said: Congrats on the weight loss, how much are you trying to lose?

prepare-to-be-let-down:

idk ill probably keep going until i dont hate myself anymore

or till i get a j lo booty

either one

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railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

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ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

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